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I'm shopping for Avengers bedsheets at Target for my dorm. There's 2 left, I grab one, and so does a little boy with his mom.
- Me to boy: Wow, we got lucky! The last two, just for us!
- Little Boy: I know! *Then he starts staring in awe at the Avengers*
- Boy's Mom: Are you buying those for your little brother?"
- Me: No, it's for me, for college.
- Mom *looking at me weird*: But these bedsheets are for little boys. It's really not appropriate for a young woman, especially a college student.
- Me: Wait, so it's "appropriate" for little boys to sleep on top of hot grown men in spandex, but it's weird when a college girl does it?
- Mom:
- Mom:
- Mom:
- Me: Have a nice day, ma'am. And rock those Avengers bedsheets, little man!
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………………..Oh god. My life just passed before my eyes. IT WAS A TRAP, BITCHES.
Ummm……is it bad that this is the first thing that came to my mind when I saw this….?
I dunno if it’s appropriate to reblog with a pic like this….if not let me know and I’ll take this down ><
But yea……hahahaha oh boy my mind lives in the gutter. I guess this is sketch #25. I’ll work on the band-aid meme and kinkmeme fill later tonight.
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MEGO, MARRY ME!!!!
(it’s totally okay, there is porn everywhere on Tumblr XD)
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shopping carts in random places make me sad
there is nothing for you there friend
all around me are familiar faces
worn out placesworn out faces
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nicki-minaj-jimmy-page-fanfic:
omg Barbie you left the seat up
JESUS BARBIE.
Having shelves over your bathtub is a hazard! You could sit up and hit your head off them!
Seriously Barbie, what was you thinking?
It’s so dangerous to leave knives on the floor, Barbie! You should get them out of harm’s way before you cut your toes. :/
BARBIE!!! That mirror isn’t even properly held to the wall, you don’t want 7 years of bad luck if it breaks, do you??
hey… i didnt notice… HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You don’t have any curtains, Barbie!!
what if one of the neighbours sees you naked??!?!And you can’t keep fish in a fishbowl just like that! It’s too small, the fish need water and oxygen exchange - that’s animal torture!
omg Barbie pink and brown really
you are supposed to be a fashion iconBarbie, you should keep that medicine in a locked cabinet, a child could take it and DIE
Barbie, at least you keep your toilet water blue
is no one going to acknowledge that shes preparing food in her bathroom
how is it possible to have a toothpaste tube half hanging off the shelf and it not fall off
(Source: thatinsignificantother)
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- Me: I won't let it bother me I won't let it bother me I won't let it bother me
- Me: *lays down to sleep at night*
- Me: It bothers me, actually it really fucking bothers me, so let's lay here and think and stress about it instead of sleeping.
Likes
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God Tier Armor by snailofapproval
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Makin bitches moan
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So I wrote and animated this tutorial for people working on my short film ...
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#mstaury #animenext
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castiel-has-taken-the-phonebox:
So, I am just wondering, Does anyone else...
